here to do a porno.”
I told her, “This is 9602 BIMINI Drive.”
“Oh. I saw the shape of her camel toe and smelled the alcohol from two steps away. Black porn She asked, “Is the movie over? With a green hat?’
This time there was a chesty strawberry-blonde at my door, wearing a pink trench coat. This isn’t a porn company.”
The confused strawberry-blonde asked, “You don’t want a blowjob for 200? She asked, “It’s still 400 for lesbian, right?”
“WHAT?”
I turned and saw Samantha still had her boob out and was still smoking. 500 apiece?”
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Three thousand dollars, half a dozen condoms, and nearly a day later, I woke up between them. I think you have the wrong address!”
She asked, “6902 Bimbo…”
“No! I decided 32 was far too young to retire. “Wake up.” I shook her arm a bit and then touched her cheek, but there was still no reaction.
